Meet Member 3, our resident contrarian and self-proclaimed "King of Unapologetic Thinking". This philosopher is not afraid to ruffle feathers or challenge the status quo. In fact, they're rather famous for being unapologetic about being unapologetic.
Specializing in the art of being deliberately obtuse, Member 3 has a Ph.D. in "The Art of Not Caring" and has written extensively on the subject of "Why You're Wrong and I'm Right". Their work has been met with equal parts awe and derision from their peers.
When not busy being a thorn in the side of academia, Member 3 can be found sipping lattes in the university café, dismissing the ideas of their colleagues with a dismissive snort.
Meet Member 4: The Apologist, who tries to be the opposite of Member 3, but somehow ends up sounding just as insufferable.
Member 2: The Existentialist, on the other hand, is just as likely to tell you that the meaning of life is 42 as they are to say it's not.
Member 1: The Prophet is the self-proclaimed seer of the subcommittee. Don't ask me why they wear a fedora.